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No Permit’s Required – an ebook of poems

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‘No Permit’s Required’ is a 113-page .pdf format ebook containing “some verses for those who like to laugh or ponder”.

No permit’s required

No permit’s required
I realize
to capture moments
from my life
in words
to share with others
From a middle-aged
beginner poet:
some verses
for those who like
to laugh
or ponder
And everyone else
can go to hell

Download the FREE sample chapter (.pdf)

N.b. POETRY DOES NOT HAVE TO RHYME, and in fact most poems in this ebook don’t (rhyming is difficult.) If you’re old-fashioned about these things, do everyone a favour and take a look at the FREE sample chapter (.pdf) before you consider parting with any cash.

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‘No Permit’s Required’ is a 113-page .pdf format ebook containing “some verses for those who like to laugh or ponder”.

No permit’s required

No permit’s required
I realize
to capture moments
from my life
in words
to share with others
From a middle-aged
beginner poet:
some verses
for those who like
to laugh
or ponder
And everyone else
can go to hell

About this ebook

The editorial staff
would like to assure readers
that no poets were killed, injured,
or in any way mistreated
during the writing
of this ebook
Non-unionized writers
were not employed
and no financial
or other incentives
were offered
The e-book itself
was manufactured
from only the finest electrons,
which were cold-pressed
within an hour
of being harvested
You may be certain
that this product
is 100% cellulose-free
and that our production processes
minimized the use
of polluting inks
! Readers of
a sensitive nature
are advised
that this ebook
contains taboo language
as well as comments
that some
may consider to be
in questionable taste

Download the FREE sample chapter (.pdf)

N.b. POETRY DOES NOT HAVE TO RHYME, and in fact most poems in this ebook don’t (rhyming is difficult.) But a poem has to have something – perhaps it’s a certain rhythm, or a creative way with words, humour perhaps, or pathos. Whatever.

Some bastards

Some bastards
rhyme their poems
And load them up
with portent terms
While I’ve just rhythm,
that’s hard to spell
And a vague sense
of something to say

Actually, there is one that rhymes, but it’s dreadful.

So if you’re old-fashioned about these things, do everyone a favour and take a look at the FREE sample chapter (.pdf) before you consider parting with any cash.

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does not fully satisfy
your expectations,
fails to make you laugh
or think,
or is
in any other way
not as described
in the product description,
please return it
with a request
that your payment
be reversed forthwith
(Kindly allow
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More poems from this ebook can be found at: OnlinePoem.com

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